Standing Rules
Adopted under Article VII of the Bylaws of The Common & Recent Bogey Golf Club. These rules may be adopted, amended, or rescinded by a majority vote of the Members in Good Standing at any meeting. No Standing Rule may conflict with the Bylaws; in any conflict, the Bylaws control.
Rules of Play
- The 84 Standard. Members shall consider all courses playable to an 84, regardless of actual difficulty.
- Zen Juice Protocol. Consumption of scotch whisky from a flask is permitted and encouraged, particularly after a poor shot.
- Dew Sweeper Priority. A Member first off the tee shall hold bragging rights for the rest of that day.
- Gallery Rule. Any shot witnessed by a Gallery shall be deemed to have improved by one stroke category.
Course Etiquette
- Pace of Play. Slow play is acceptable with good conversation.
- Lost Ball Protocol. After a Reasonable Search, a Member shall drop a ball and play on.
Scoring & Handicaps
- Honor System. All scores shall be reported on the honor system.
- No Handicap Index. The Club shall not maintain a handicap index for any Member.
Annual Traditions
- Founders’ Day. Annual tribute to Mark Ayers and Dean Chase’s founding vision.
- Dew Sweeper Championship. Annual tournament for the truly dedicated, contested at sunrise near the summer solstice.
- Zen Juice Appreciation Day. Annual celebration of the medicinal properties of course-side scotch.
It’s not about the score you post but the stories you tell.
—C&RBGC Philosophy
Glossary
84: the theoretical perfect score for any C&R Member on any course, regardless of par or actual ability.
Dew Sweeper: one who enjoys an earlier morning round of golf, generally first off the tee.
Gallery: any witness to a golf shot, whose presence automatically improves the quality of said shot.
Golf: a walk on a nice lawn with friends.
Reasonable Search: the amount of time spent looking for a lost ball before someone suggests it’s time to move on.
Zen Juice: scotch whisky drunk from a flask while golfing, particularly when taken after a poor stroke.